Lazy Boy! Only got two job, mon!!
Last week, I worked both days off at my new job. I thought I'd give myself a day off, so I asked to only work one of my two days off. Last night chef asked me to work today. So between the two restaurants, it'll be 19 days in a row.
I don't recommend it.
BTW, the title is a reference to an old In Living Color (the TV show) skit where they were joking about Jamaicans having several part-time jobs. "Lazy Boy! Only got two job, mon!! I got 23 job, mon! I'm a cab driver, a pizza delivery man, a mailman, a janitor, a...\."